80) You have no problems eating a peppermint pig, actually you enjoy it.
81) You're more than well acquainted with the Exit 8 Jesus.
82) Even though you live directly off of Exit 8, 8A, 10, or 11, you still get
off at Exit 9, to cruise the wild ass CP strip.
83) You were too good for Hoffmans Playland.
84) Youve never actually seen Ballston Lake.
85) Its a capability to get plagiarism in gym class.
86) When the students drive better cars then the teachers.
87) More than half of the people at Dennys are throwing up in the bathroom
due to drunkenness or being hung over.
88) Your childhood social life revolved around the phrase "wanna walk to
Stewarts"?
89) You can name 10 people named John with no trouble.
90) You've attended teen night at the Y at least once.
91) You can easily identify people by their cars.
92) You know who Scott from Starbursts is.
93) Going to "the pool" (whether it be Barney Road or Burning Bush) was a
common summer activity.
94) The 5-cent sample candy at Price Chopper is free.
95) You know someone with the last name of Lynch.
96) Everyones child has special and gifted talents and should be treated so.
97) Everyone was Gowana student of the month.
98) You're proud of the fact that there was once a store called American
Cowboy in the mall.
99) Bomb threats have become common enough that kids carry around extra
homework to do just in case.
100) Pot smoking has become tolerated by teachers- as long as it's not in the
back of their classroom. Rock on, Rinella.
101) An Otis Spunkmeyer cookie qualifies as a perfectly healthy and nutritious
lunch.
102) The McDonalds on Rt. 146 can screw up an order of fries.
103) KFC is free after 10 PM.
104) Despite the cat rumors at Dragon Buffet, it is still damn good, and not
even that would keep you from going back.
105) Guptils just wasnt worth the drive compared to Starbursts, besides
Starbursts had a play station.
106) You bragged to your out of town friends that you know the "Everybody
Likes Jack Byrnes" kids.
107) Even Mohanason, who is more neutral than Switzerland, has a deep hatred
for our sports team
108) In elementary school if you didnt have Sambas and Umbros, or at least
one out of the two, you were nothing.
109) Youve pranked Phone Friend at least once in your childhood.
110) No matter what the sign says, there will always be right on red at the
Plank and Kinns intersection.
111) The Odyssey is not a classic novel written by Homer.
112) Youve mastered the coin drop game at Taco Bell.
113) The dances were only as good as your buzz.
114) You go to Syracuse University, where the undergrad is 12,000+ and you
hang out and primarily associate yourself with Shen kids.
115) Drug deals and fights take place in the church parking lot.
116) You pay 100 dollars for tickets to the prom, stay for an hour, and then
end up buying cheap beer and doing the same thing youd do any other night.
117) The gym teachers either wear rainbow sweat suits or could pass for
sweatshop owners.
118) Sitting more than four to a table in the high school library can result
in life threatening consequences.
119) The cheerleading roster is larger than the football team roster.
120) You havent finished a beer yet, and the cops have already arrived to
break up the party.
121) Cops get beer bottles thrown at them when they bust a party.
122) You destroy the opposing team on their own homecoming. (Sucks to be
Columbia, Shaker, and Bethlehem, anyone who isnt Shen).
123) Applebees, Fridays, Outback, and now Chilis is within a one mile
radius of each other and they serve the same exact food.
124) Venezias is the place to go for pizza, whether they are breaking any
child labor laws, is a separate issue in itself.
125) You search the mall mindlessly hoping to find Caldors and McDonalds but
instead are faced with about 10 different craft stores.
126) You have caught yourself saying Shop-N-Save more than once, when its
been Hannaford now for quite some time.
127) You have never actually seen kids at the little red schoolhouse.
128) You see a dog shitting on the side of the road and wonder why the
citizens of Clifton Park arent properly utilizing the Dog Park made
specifically for that sort of thing.
129) Youve never been Midnight Bowling, but youre parents sure think you
have been.
130) Greg Koubek is the closest thing you have to a celebrity, and practically
no one outside of Clifton Park knows who he is.
131) On any given Halloween, there are at least 300 girls dressed up as
babies.
132) Campus Patrol takes their jobs way to seriously, directing traffic with
Michael Jackson gloves.
133) Youre not even a Massachusetts residence, but you still have bragging
rights of having an indicted pedophilic priest.
134) Youre reunited with your best friend from 9th grade as they are walking
across the stage.
135) The one and only time youll ever be at SPAC sober is graduation, and
youd do ANYTHING for a beer.
136) The world could be ending; and youd still only have a one-hour delay.
137) Every year the girls do consistently better than the boys sports teams,
yet every year the newspaper is flooded with pictures of the defeated boys
team.
138) Price Chopper was robbed at gunpoint.
139) Residence think the more banks in the town, the more money they can
pretend to have.
140) You wont shop at Resnicks Mattresses just because of the obnoxious
commercials.
141) You can find your way around Country Knolls without having any
difficulties.
142) After midnight, on any given night there is at least 2 sheriffs cars,
just chillen at Mobil.
143) Your mom or one of your moms friends works at school.
144) The only reason you are such a follower of sporting events is because
its a sure thing that you can get drunk before hand.
145) Youve drank at CKS Park before, in all types of weather, and in front of
all types of men, women, and children.
146) Youve gone through the drive through late at night asking if they have
any extra food theyd like to give away.
147) You ride in the handicap chairs and run into things at Wal-Mart and Price
Chopper just to piss around.
148) The only tan youll ever be getting is from Sunsations or Sunquest.
149) Not any of the sports teams, boys or girls, bowling to basketball, would
pass a drug test if required.
150) Youve never been to Water Slide World, but you most certainly know the
song by heart.
151) 476-9200 was on your speed dial as a child. (You know thats Fly 92 dont
pretend you dont)
152) Senior skip day has been officially designated as every Friday of the
week.
153) The only tourists we have are tourists who desire to be in Saratoga but
have gone a bit astray.
154) You are pissed that McDonalds and Caldors no longer remain in CCM.
155) You're still bitter that Orenda beat Karigon at basketball in the fifth
grade.
156) When D & R Village and Timberwick II are strategically positioned right
next to each other just to emphasize diversity.
157) You recollect the Ground Round that was also a prime scene in the Clifton
Country Mall, before it got rid of nearly every store previously mentioned and
sucked big balls.
158) You have memorized the menu at CDI
159) You have no problems understanding by saying CDI, I meant Country Drive
In.
160) You abandoned Persnicketys once Starbucks opened.
161) You wear pajamas to school every day.
162) Medicall is only liable enough to cure a mild sore throat, and even that
is iffy.
163) You use to get your hair cut at Fantastic Sams and you could make your
hair disappear for a lollypop.
164) You are under the impression that Chaucers still exists.
165) A summer without Dave Matthews is like a blind man without his cane.
(Thanks Sean-personal touch from the younger and wiser of the Brondis).
166) You or someone you know has crashed their car on Bruno road, that road is
bad bad karma.
167) When driving around you often get the urge to steal lawn ornaments,
specifically pink flamingos and gnomes.
168) Youve been caught chalking your or someone elses driveways,
red-handedly.
169) After spending hours outside of fast food establishments, you discover
you can find an average of 50 cents lying on the ground below the pick up
window at the drive thru.
170) That 50 cents then becomes money spent on the lotto machine in P chop.
171) Youve smoked Mary Jane at Mary Jane row dog walking park
172) You got your website ripped off by some ballston spa fucker.
